AngelsHellFire

[AngelsHellFire]

[trouncing]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

Originally posted by whysoright-blog

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[ceiphiedknight]

I have but two words:

Originally posted by peteneems

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat-mod]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

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[sour-tail]

Old time.

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[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

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[ikimaru]

he’s (not) helping

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[edwardbrocks]

#superhero landing

[clintbartonruinedmylife]

The Hawkeye we all deserve!

[AngelsHellFire]

[lowbutt]

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

[wastelandbabe]

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

[flailmorpho]

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

[lyssalovescookies]

#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

[quinn-silversmith]

Teacher: … “So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I’m gonna drop it into some of your bottles - don’t worry, it’s non toxic.” 

Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.

Teacher:….

[AngelsHellFire]

[laallomri]

takashi shirogane, babysitter extraordinaire 

What Do You Mean You Can’t Get Your Own Food:
• keith and lance’s kid: uncle shiro I’m hungry
• shiro: there’s leftover pizza in the fridge bro help urself
• kid:
• kid: I’m 6
• shiro: oh
• shiro: okay then you can have the leftover pad thai instead
• kid:
• kid: I want to talk to uncle adam instead
• shiro: yeah that’s probably for the best

Academic Excellence:
• shiro: so how’s school? u started studying for the SAT yet
• kid: I’m 6
• shiro: oh
• shiro: uh
• shiro: how is…..coloring…..class
• kid:

Stop Laughing, Adam, I’m Not A Complete Failure At This:
• kid: having a meltdown over smth: I WANNA SEE PAPI AND DAD
• shiro, panicking: pops off his prosthetic
• kid: :O u can take off ur arm!! that’s so cool!! *takes arm and starts swinging it around like a sword*
• shiro: I Am A Master Of Babysitting

[AngelsHellFire]

[givemebackmybucky]

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

Originally posted by darksnowflakes

[howler32557038]

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

[alphasoldier]

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

[avengersnonsexualageplay]

“I’m gonna throw this bitch at that bitch and we gonna live with it.”

[isiskitsune]

I stan by Bucky yeeting cap at the badguys